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Michael Jackson:- How long should one leave it.... |
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Posts: 315 (07/01/2009 00:52) |
...till they post a Michael Jackson joke….?
I wasn't much a Jacko fan and less so after he was accused of sleeping with rosiE247, but i do have quite a few vinlys and Off the Wall was one of his best! anyway... poll time - Right time to post an MJ joke....? (Result) |
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Posts: 14880 (07/01/2009 03:29) The Sensitive One |
I made 20m USD out of this story with M.J., poutsapan, and I used 20 USD on that auntie of yours you've been mentioning in connection with skid-marks etc.
Too expensive, but hey. She looked like she could use it.
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Posts: 315 (07/01/2009 13:40) |
whoa there with the attitude kid
rosiE247 wrote: Halalinsou. Min skehaste omos na pis to Kalamara from Mykonos na se tripsi ligon spikton pano ston kolo sou na giani. 
rosiE247 wrote: Yes i know. thiea Maritsou told me last year...after all she is a mystic re kolojin! Ps Thiea Maritsou foretold that i may be getting to you and that i should back off winding up little kids......but then again she's a mystic not a hagina! 
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Posts: 18937 (07/01/2009 16:00) Sir Albert
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Hey guys, go easier with the crud even though I realise that little guys should be obscene but not heard. Any more such exchanges and you'll be offending
the women, scaring the horses, exciting the pre-pubescents and inflaming the Turkeys. Ade, ftanni, ah?
"Love thy neighbour as thyself, BUT if thy neighbour wishes to cut thy throat because of thy nationality, religion, race or any other reason, make
damn' sure you cut the bastard's throat first." (asp 2007)
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Posts: 14880 (07/02/2009 03:18) The Sensitive One |
asp2 wrote:Ftanei e? You as a moderator not only allow poutsapan to begin this, but you have adopted his 'name' for me (rosiE) as well. If you want this to end and be fair about it, tell that piece of faeces poutsapan to end it, don't tell me. And when you stop using rosiE, I'll stop using arsepooey, ok?
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Posts: 315 (07/02/2009 13:22) |
rosiE247 wrote: LOL my mate asp wrote: You got it geezer
I now know what my dudes feel like when they get a gentle ticking off…. ….and rosiE's response - lol < this is too much > Asp, you should ban the both of us and in my case quick before the result of this poll goes Iranian, cause my MJ joke is not for this place :-) My time was up anyway, my work is done (be it a year late). Yours Chuffed-to-bits 
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Posts: 315 (07/02/2009 13:25) |
P.s
Latest news from the Jackson camp Coroner states that Michael Jackson may have choked to death on some 12 year old nuts. 
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Posts: 18937 (07/02/2009 15:31) Sir Albert
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I have no intention of 'banning' either of you because you both make me laugh far more than you may realise, so I value your 'parea' as I'm
sure in dire need of laughs, often. Anyway, PeterPan and I go back a long way, even before this Forum was invented
I've issued a 'mild rebuke' as I'm not sure that other Forum members necessarily feel the same way as I do about you two. Anyway, I don't personally ban people as it aint my style. I issue warnings and if the environment falls beneath my level of tolerance, I move on to a better one or to none at all. rosiE, emmm, sorry, eros ...... I really don't care what you call me . If 'arsepooey' pleases you, please be my guest. Peterpan! 'your dudes'? Geiassou re. It was only one dude (or thereabouts) when we'd last been in touch. Na sou zisoun'. Will you try to make up the 11 before your bits drop off? ps your joke sucks, pan but (in my humble opinion) does not qualify for a banning.
"Love thy neighbour as thyself, BUT if thy neighbour wishes to cut thy throat because of thy nationality, religion, race or any other reason, make
damn' sure you cut the bastard's throat first." (asp 2007)
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Posts: 14880 (07/02/2009 17:04) The Sensitive One |
ela re pizzafan, ean thes synechizoume, i variesai koumbarako tis plakas? Boroume na valoume kai tin theia maritsowhateveryacallher and I'll make naughty
videos of you two and sell them for...hm...20p each. Your royalties will be half a p for every ten movies. Deal?
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Posts: 18280 (07/02/2009 20:07) Board Owner |
PeterPan ,I don't think Eros did anything to offend you ,so I am not sure why the crude remarks. I know you have a better sense of humor than trying to
humiliate people. C,mom,you can do better.
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Posts: 2702 (07/03/2009 05:04) The Greek Butcher ! |
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Posts: 14880 (07/03/2009 08:21) The Sensitive One |
Cypriana22 wrote:Thank you Cypriana, although human rear exit points will not stop emitting faeces, even if you spank them.
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Posts: 315 (07/03/2009 10:43) |
Asp2 wrote: I worked out how long I have virtually known you for. It's quite frightening to think where the time went - from the days of Kypros.org Care to take a guess how long? Cypriana22 wrote: 
It's the alter-ego Cyp. Every year it needs airing. I've had my fun and it's time I went. I have a late holiday to plan and take. Any ideas - but not in the Eurozone or the Americas….. rosiE247 wrote: HUH - (HAH)? Ma ξi-shestikes now that you have a little back-up
I may have stick around for few days……make you go running to Cyp again lol..... 
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Posts: 14880 (07/03/2009 12:22) The Sensitive One |
peterpan1177 wrote:pittaklan, I offered you continuation three hours and three minutes before Cypriana commented on your dumb provocations. I don't go running to anyone, peterfan-ny. |
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Posts: 18937 (07/03/2009 13:37) Sir Albert
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I don't go running to anyone, peterfan-ny.No? Yet you whine consistently like a kodjakari on this and other Forums. Get a grip, man! With you attitude problem, you simply offer your chin for punching without necessarily realising it! I worked out how long I have virtually known you for. It's quite frightening to think where the time went - from the days of Kypros.org Care to take a guess how long?1995?
"Love thy neighbour as thyself, BUT if thy neighbour wishes to cut thy throat because of thy nationality, religion, race or any other reason, make
damn' sure you cut the bastard's throat first." (asp 2007)
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Posts: 14880 (07/03/2009 13:57) The Sensitive One |
asp2 wrote:The ones whining on the forum have been those who had me banned before, including yourself. So why don't you take your peterfan-ny kodjakari where the sun doesn't shine and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh. Be careful though, because it might be your last, given your frail condition, sick man. I will be glad to have been the reason for your last laugh, at least you'll go with a smile on your face. Perhaps you will also do me the favour and take peterfan-ny with you (I'll make sure to lock the door and throw away the key). In the meantime, I'll have a bit of cheap fun with auntie Maritsousomething. R.I.P. |
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Posts: 18280 (07/03/2009 16:14) Board Owner |
Here44 wrote:Χα? Εσυ με την πιτομουγια τι μας λες τωρα? |
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Posts: 18937 (07/04/2009 04:25) Sir Albert
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Peterpan wrote:Pan. There are cheapo holidays going in Helmand Province (Afghanistan) and Darfur (Sudan). If you decide on Helmand, I can lend you a good quality Dutch Naval Commando helmet ('PRESS' label for it optional). If Darfur, remember to take sandwiches and drinking water with you. Leave the family at home, huh?. rosiE wrore:  RosiE! You DO sound like an embittered kodjakari with a
deep attitude problem aggravated by chronic haemorrhoids! Are you sure
YOU're not Theia Marisou herself ??? Sorry Pan!. (See what I mean about you making me laugh?)
"Love thy neighbour as thyself, BUT if thy neighbour wishes to cut thy throat because of thy nationality, religion, race or any other reason, make
damn' sure you cut the bastard's throat first." (asp 2007)
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Posts: 14880 (07/04/2009 12:58) The Sensitive One |
asp2 wrote:ok, you got me, I am indeed auntie Maritsowhatevermyname (RosiE is my kallitechniko onoma in Soho Cyprus branch) and I am embittered because my nephew pizzafan-ny is cheating on me with the neighbour's dog. 
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Posts: 18937 (07/04/2009 19:14) Sir Albert
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ok, you got me, I am indeed auntie Maritsowhatevermyname (RosiE is my kallitechniko onoma in Soho Cyprus branch) and I am embittered because my nephew pizzafan-ny is cheating on me with the neighbour's dog. Oh no, not your neighbour's dog as well!
There's no stopping that Peterpan! He is black-listed by North London veterinary surgeons as the reason why all the district's chihuahuas and miniature
poodles walk around with red pissinosses and grins on their faces.
"Love thy neighbour as thyself, BUT if thy neighbour wishes to cut thy throat because of thy nationality, religion, race or any other reason, make
damn' sure you cut the bastard's throat first." (asp 2007)
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Posts: 18937 (07/04/2009 19:22) Sir Albert
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I wrote: He is black-listed by North London veterinary surgeons as the reason why all the district's chihuahuas and miniature poodles walk around with red pissinosses and grins on their faces.Fffffffttt. For the above obscenity, I award myself a red card and have banned myself for 48 hours.
"Love thy neighbour as thyself, BUT if thy neighbour wishes to cut thy throat because of thy nationality, religion, race or any other reason, make
damn' sure you cut the bastard's throat first." (asp 2007)
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